A couple of days ago I had one of the worst headaches of my life. A real doozy. Bad enough that I took some Tylenol, turned off the lights and was lying in bed by 8:30 p.m.
It didn’t stop me from writing a joke about the situation though:
“The last time I had a headache this bad I was traveling… through a birth canal.”
Routine Examinations: A stand-up comedy blog 